Dread 3d: The Judgement (HOHOHO!)

Dread 3d: The Judgement (HOHOHO!):

…….Hold on a shitting second?

The film began with an interesting story about a young man withBLAAAAAGH.. fuck it this movie has no plot and it’s proud of itself. This is a straight forward action movie where the character and his sidekick begin at the bottom of a tower and have to fight heir way to the top of the tower and it’s a good one too.

As a con I would say the decision to make this in 3D is odd seen as this film has less colours than a Cadet grey wall[1] and 3D films don’t tend to work very well without colour. This one would have been better without it.

Also I couldn’t get over the actual costume.

” i can’t see a fucking thing”

These “judges” have enough against them as it is without having a gigantic red X stapled to their forehead blocking their vision at all times. When they were deciding on a helmet choice why this? While they are there why not slap on an Xbox there.

Also it lacks the cock region of the Stallone costume….

Overall:

Its the ultimate revenge film for lads to bring their girlfriends to after a Twilight film. It’s quite a good one too actually and I honestly felt like headbutting some travellers on the way home. Men can fear not, this film has NO love story or any sort of emotion at all so you can rest easy without fearing you’re going to catch a gay feeling or something. It’s straight up action for the straight lad!

I’ll give it a generous 8/10 chainsaws on the chainsaw rating scale! I didn’t HATE it!

references:
[1] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Variations_of_gray